Actual jokes, possibly written by those as socially awkward as the punchlines.

"What did the man say when he didn’t want anymore food?
No mas"

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"How many Norcal’ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hella!"

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"Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1+1?
Because he didn’t have a brain"

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"How do you get a free light bulb?
Catch a lightening bug."

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"Why did the sock cross the road?
Because he wanted to stink up the whole town."

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