Actual jokes, possibly written by those as socially awkward as the punchlines.
"What did the man say when he didn’t want anymore food?
"How many Norcal’ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1+1?
Because he didn’t have a brain"
"How do you get a free light bulb?
Catch a lightening bug."
"Why did the sock cross the road?
Because he wanted to stink up the whole town."