What did the man say when he didn’t want anymore food? No mas
How many Norcal’ers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella!
Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1+1? Because he didn’t have a brain
How do you get a free light bulb? Catch a lightening bug.
Why did the sock cross the road? Because he wanted to stink up the whole town.
What does the sun skate on? Solarblades